What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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